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Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase? A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes? A: Because cats keep covering them up.

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? A: He couldn't get his family out.

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Unca Em on November 16, 2005 07:37 PM
Q: How do you get a University of Michigan grad off your porch? A: Pay for the pizza. Q: How do you keep a University of Michigan football player out of your yard? A: Put a goal post in your yard. Q: What do you call 1000 Michigan fans at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. Q: What do you call 100 Michigan fans up their necks in sand? A: Not enough sand.


Mom on November 22, 2005 11:04 AM
Q: How do you get to Ann Arbor? A: Just drive north on Route 23 and turn left when you smell crap.

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